Tuesday, March 31, 2015

The Lonely Bubonic Plague by Lenitschka

None of the other diseases
Want to play with me.
I am hurt by
Avoidance
Because I am the Plague

Smallpox says I am too ugly
That’s saying something
He is gross
Pock-marked
His nickname is not Death

Greatpox is the popular kid
He has all the friends
Everyone’s pal
Syphillis
He spreads by love, not rats

Typhoid says I am dull and lame
He is from the tropics
They forget my
Ancestry
Heralds from over seas

They taunt, they tease, they ridicule
Calling me Black Death
Disliked I am
Loneliness
Leprosy stays my only friend

Bad Poetry - The Worst One (by Sasha)



Board Games
Twas night when
The players
Turned to the board
A simple game
A game
Of destiny
To which
Their destinies
Would be aligned
And then
They shall be
Determined
One could say
One might say
One could possibly
In a small corner of the mind
Dark
Corner of the mind
Make an assumption
A misunderstanding
A grievous
Error
Over the course
Of the great
The powerful
The mighty
The mysterious
The one and only Game
Or simply over
The course
Unknown and unfamiliar
Full of twists
Of turns and exits
And freeways that go nowhere
Spiralling through the desert
In rural Arizona
Of the greater
The larger
The more beautiful and more incomprehensible
Life
The error
The sin
The absolutely
Unforgiveably irreparable
Mistake
Would be to think
To ponder
To imagine even
That the game
The board
The players
The air
The night
The story
Were not irrevocably
Completely unequivocally
Unchangingly
As the sun remains
Fixed in space
In the Void
In the emptiness
With us
Revolving around it
As are
We
Tied
To this the one
The only
The mysterious
The mighty
The Game

Avocados

Avocado

O worthy avocado!
Ridged, dark skin
Hides a verdant core within
O great avocado!
With ease do you I swallow
Until my throat does hit
Your sturdy core, the pit.
I gag, I sputter
My heart all-aflutter
My fate is sealed
I should have pealed

You, o great avocado.

--Z

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

The Great Deception by Lenitschka

The moon was bright, but everything looked darker than usual. The shadows were long, and deep. You could be two steps in front of a man before you knew he was there, leaning against the wall, dragging on his cigarette and appraising you with his eyes. I moved faster.

I could still feel eyes following me as I crossed the street. Long after I my admirers were engulfed in shadows.

My heels echoed on the pavement with every step I took. I’d practiced walking in these shoes, pacing back and forth across my studio apartment until my downstairs neighbour started banging on his ceiling with a broom. If he hadn’t forced me to stop, I could have practiced more, and not feel now like I was tipping over with each step I took. I’d have to practice again when he wasn’t home. That is if I if I didn’t mess it up tonight.

This was the corner. I looked around. Movements in the shadows. Probably just another coxcomb or two waiting for something more interesting to come along. I unbuttoned my coat, and started walking slower, looking around me and suppressing the urge to bite my lip. If I didn’t get this right, it was out the door for me, and who knew where I’d go from there. I forced myself to look into the shadows.

Another puff of smoke from the darkness. I smiled in its general direction. There was a slight movement, as the fella walked towards me. I could hardly see his face beneath his fedora.

“Hey darlin,” he said, taking a puff, and exhaling right in my face. He was good looking, but that didn’t really matter.

I batted my eyelashes and smiled.

“Hey handsome.”

“Looking for a quick payday?”

Again, smoke right in my face. Could he not set his light down long enough for a conversation? I kept looking at him right in the face.

“Depends on the number,” I said.

He grinned and let me haggle over the price. I might be new at this but I’d done my research. I wasn’t about to be caught for a fool.

He handed me half of our agreed price. I smiled and leaned into his ear.

“Meet me around the corner.”

I walked away, ducking into an alleyway filled with shadows. Another fella was already waiting there, puffing on a cigar instead of a cigarette.

“What took you so long?” he asked.

“It’s not so easy,” I shot at him. “You try it.”

He laughed and put out his cigar, pulling out his handcuffs, just in time for my would be client to come around the corner.

Gold is Where you Find It - by Sasha



Spring in central park was often a mixed bag of beauty and squalor. On the one hand, the scenery was usually very pretty, with the trees covered in leaves and about to bloom, the snow finally melting off into the reservoirs, and the birds migrating back to their homes for the summer. On the other hand, the warmer weather brought with it a trail of scraggly-looking vagabonds hoping to live in the park, eager dog-walkers who weren’t so eager to pick up after their yappy Chihuahuas, and loud, obnoxious preteens riding the skateboards down the paths clearly marked with “No skateboarding.” Plus, most of the birds in Central Park were magpies and pigeons, who nobody really wanted to look at anyway.
                At the moment, two ladies, mid-thirties in business attire strolled, rather hurriedly, through the park. The one on the right wore a crisp black pencil skirt with a white blouse, and carried a smart leather briefcase in her hand. Her hair was up and her sharp black glasses threatened to reach the end of her nose. The other had long, red hair and had a bright pink Kate Spade purse hanging off her shoulder, which she clutched closely to her body as she power walked through the trees.
                “Honestly, Pat, you should come out with us tonight,” said the redhead. “It’ll be fun.”
                The woman on the right sighed. “I don’t know Kathy, I’ve got so much work to do –”
                “Excuses, excuses,” said Kathy, waving her arms in the air. “I know Dave would really love for you to be there.”
                “By the time you get there, Dave will be too drunk to notice if I came with you or not,” Pat pointed out. “Besides, we barely even know him.”
                “We were invited personally,” Kathy remarked with an air of mock offense.
                “He invited the entire office,” Pat reminded her.
                “Oh, don’t be such a downer,” said Kathy. She paused, and her eyes lit up. “Hey, look!”
                Pat turned her head to see the cause of Kathy’s distraction. It turned out to be a cart laden with dozens of colorful flowers, monitored by a bored-looking, pimply East Indian kid in his early twenties.
                “It’s just flowers,” said Pat, but Kathy had already walked up to the stall and was perusing the selection of slightly wilted daisies and chrysanthemums.
                “I swear there’ll be someday that you don’t stop by one of these carts, but today obviously is not it,” Pat said, rolling her eyes, but she waited for Kathy anyway.
                Kathy chose a mismatched bouquet with spots of green, yellow, orange and blue, and handed a ten-dollar-bill to the kid. “Hey, if no one else is going to buy me flowers, might as well treat myself,” she said, plucking a carnation out of the stack and giving it to Pat. She grabbed the flower instinctually, though as Kathy started to walk away she realized she had absolutely no need for one carnation that had obviously seen better days, and casually tossed it in the trash.
                “See? You’re just no fun,” Kathy said once Pat caught up to her, noticing her empty hands. They were nearing the edge of the park.
“I’m serious. You need to get out more,” she continued. The two women arrived at the curb just as the number thirty-seven pulled up to the edge of the sidewalk. Pat rolled her eyes and stepped on to the bus. “We’ll see,” she said.
“Yes!” Kathy exclaimed. “I’ll see you tonight!” she yelled as the doors started to close. “Remember, Pat, gold is where you find it!”